Just upgraded my fightstick with an 8-way gate rather than the stock 4. Seriously took under a minute.

If you're wearing an animal print bathing suit, stop. Be honest with yourself. You're probably too old or too chubby to be wearing that.

Boarders announced that they are liquidating all their stores... Time to go get all those 4th Edition books... http://tinyurl.com/3efxq7o

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! This is far more important- they have invented bacon flavor popcorn!

Breathe Carolina's new album 'Hell is what you make it' is the best @shinytoyguns album I've ever heard. @BreatheBand

Ran into a rep for @GOFASTENERGY and he hooked me up with a bunch of their new Lemonade. It is TERRIBLE. I am disappoint. Thanks, but Yuck.

Oh man. Huddle is like the best thing ever. Google+ on iOS FTW!

Hey there BranchOut. Why did I block you? Because I already have a professional social network that I don't use. @LinkedIn

This won't be the first time I've gone to a costume party where all the pieces of my 'costume' are from my regular wardrobe

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